i love my mama

people always talk about oh i pulled this girl or oh i pulled this guy… i’m trying so hard to not pull this trigger 😸

how it feels bein 25

if i was a superhero id probably say yes to the cape option

i can’t suffer for too long i’m the mf protagonist

billy napier i was not familiar with your game

“I got rugged, Tone. That hawk tuah chick, she wiped me out. I thought her coin was the future”

without kanye there would be no paul mccartney

why does gainesville smell like dog shit

nobody wanna watch nosferatu

the second half of pyramids better than the first

ngl florida is gonna walk all over houston

Florida is the first team in the modern era to win the National Championship without a top-100 recruit on the roster.

if ur a guy and you have a cat that shit is purely performative

sopranos s1 e4 best tv episode ever

it just occurred to me bruce willis definitely has no idea he was mentioned in okk

damn 2023 was my year goddamit

“[redacted] fat bitches is like your friends catching you ride that scooter”-Alfred Nobel

billy napier should have been fired yesterday