Yesterday I gave my phone to my mom to show her something. First, she accidentally exited out of the app and couldn’t get back, claiming “it’s not my phone” when she also has an iPhone. Later, I got a Snapchat and she frantically told me to check it before the 10 seconds was up

Items highly subsidized by the government are highlighted.

I generally think my parents raised me alright but jamming to Rain is a Good Thing by Luke Bryan makes me really wish I had been raised on a farm. Thinking I may have to fix my parents’ mistakes when I raise my own kids.

Here are some facts: Only 37% of Americans have a 4-yr college degree, only 13% have graduate degrees, and a full 56% of student loan debt is held by people who went to grad school. Biden's plan to cancel it would be like taking money from a plumber to pay the debt of a lawyer.

Katy Perry was 24 when she released Waking Up in Vegas, claiming she lost her fake ID. This makes no sense unless she was planning to rent a car while there which would be unnecessary because most of the strip is walkable.

My prof was calling out names to pass back tests. He called my name, so I got up and grabbed it. I saw it was a 72 and very loudly said “Wow. I did terribly. This sucks.” Then, I saw the last name wasn’t McConnell and had to hand it to the kid behind me.

Having car problems so I decided to walk to school today. As I kept walking past the local high school, I was stopped by two different police officers asking me why I was heading away from school.

My updated Top 10: 1. Georgia 2. Ole Miss 3. Oregon 4. Missouri 5. Tennessee 6. South Carolina 7. LSU 8. Alabama 9. Kent State 10. Army 131. Miami

Constantly aggravated that none of my antecedents thought to buy a few hundred acres for 10 cents and keep it in the family forever

I’ve been told by multiple of my foreign friends that they expected more USA chants to happen at random times when they came to the states

Gracie and I were at a Mexican restaurant and the hostess said “Juan,” as we walked up. I thought she was saying “one?” So I replied “no. Two.” Then her coworker, probably Juan, turned around to help her.

My budget has been released. It includes using $15 billion to cut property taxes in Texas. That will be the largest property tax cut in Texas history.

Accidentally kicked the seat in front of me on the flight one time and the lady slammed back against it and then moved over to the empty seat next to her

It not only seems bad. It is bad. There is no reason, other than naked tax avoidance, for the enormous differential between the US earning of US Pharma and the foreign earnings of US Pharma

It has now been 3 years since the US started printing $4 trillion in stimulus and lowered rates to 0% overnight. We are still dealing with 23 straight months of inflation at 5%+ and the fastest rising rates in history. Not to mention, we have added $8 trillion in US debt since

And remember kids, if you see someone litter, you should always flip them off and call them out

Took a different route to work today to break up the monotony and got a ticket, mission accomplished

I’ve eaten a myriad of foods while driving but 3 baked potatoes smothered in chili is probably my most impressive feat to date

December 18, 2022. 34 year old Leo Messi will win the World Cup and become the greatest player of all times. Check back with me in 7 years.