Men call women gold diggers, women call men broke, nobody wants to admit they’re just dating out of their league.

you and heaven na very long distance trekking.

Boniface fit recover Finnish make Daniel Thioune use bench wound am.

ONE THING I WILL NEVER DO IS RAGE BAIT YOU, BUT I GO TELL YOU MY MIND.

Na now I dey understand my PAPA play list of those days.

Nigeria police looking at you drive off angrily after collecting money from you knowing fully well there’s another set in front that will still tax you.

Benteke as a guest in your living room eyeing your wife in her mini skirt

OUR FOREFATHERS NEVER TOLD US THIS PART OF THE SLAVE TRADE ERA.🤔🤧🤦🏽‍♂️

my course mates back then in campus ::: wetin dey beat band for you?🙄 Honest me: 👇

All this to a girl who let another guy crack for free btw.

Some of you would’ve asked Noah for proof of rain before entering the ark.

Some of you read Proverbs daily but still date like the book doesn’t exist.

If Joseph posted his dreams today, y’all would reply ‘cap’ and unfollow him, I’m sure.

If the Israelites were Nigerians, they’d complain about manna not having pepper, emphasis on YORUBA people. 📌

Judas sold Jesus for 30 pieces of silver; some of you would do it for clout, some for X engagement.🥀

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