Meet Shane. He wants you to start your week by getting Cafe au Lit. That is a French Truck iced coffee with vanilla milk, vodka and Hoodoo Chicory liqueur. It would be a shane if you didn't get one. *sunglasses not included*

It's Girl Scout cookie season! And that always makes me wonder if I can turn cookies into alcohol. I can't. But the next best thing is a Thin Mints Martini at Blue Oak BBQ. It's Vodka, Chocolate Licor 43 and mint simple syrup in a cookie-rimmed glass.

Happy Homestuck Day

32 was a good bday

More coffee shops should offer free refills. If I want to drink 60oz of iced coffee, that’s between me and God.

My fatal flaw is that I’m a treats girlie. Had a bad day? Improve it with a lil treat. Had a good day? Celebrate with a lil treat. Low on money? Damn, I bet a treat would make me feel better.

Happy Friday everyone, my kitchen is falling apart

We finally saw the new Spider-Man and I need to eat every frame of it

To avoid straining your eyes at work, use the 20-20-20 rule: Every 20 minutes, go for a 20-minute hike and spend the next 20 years in the woods.

I have six interviews today, why does Past David hate me so much

If ANYONE ever tries to tell me that toning down or removing queer & trans themes is ultimately 'beneficial' bc those will somehow ruin its reception, know that you are WRONG ✊#Nimona

Imagine not being at a pool party rn

Unironically considering making cooking tiktoks

taliesin saying percy wasn’t designed for a happy ending, travis saying he wouldn’t do romance in dnd, and marisha saying she made her dead lady unromanceable #CriticalRoleSpoilers