She washed her hair, actually so fuck off.

What color does he want?

Sigh. She still has the bleach for her own hair, so if he’s serious, then sit down.

“I want to say beard because that’s easier to fix than your hair, but it’s ultimately your decision.” Shuffles about in the cabinets, gathering her supplies.

“If you dye your beard red, white, and blue, Steve might cry.” She moves to pour and mix the colors together, stirring the brush around in the bleach. “Are you absolutely sure about this?”

Hands 𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂𝙃𝙀𝘼𝘿 a giftbag containing a ‘find your own fossil’ kit. “Happy Birthday, old man.”

She needs a drink. And a nap.

That’ll do perfectly.

Tips the glass at him as a thank you.

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Why are you the way that you are?

Borrow implies that I’m going to get it back.

No.

For what?

Why didn’t you say that in the first place?

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Brushes past 𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐬., landing a kiss to the top of his head.