Hey so I was outside in my carport having a doobie when a bat flew in and well, I MAY have hotboxed a bat by accident. Sorry. #STONER #batsareawesome #BatmanReturnsftw

Just wondering if people remember how to use turn signals on their vehicles? #idjit #DriveSafe

My mom learned a something new, she learned what Asexual means. During our talk my mom is looking at me like "it's okay to tell me if you're asexual I understand I'll still love you". Sorry mom I'm not Asexual I just haven't found my forever man, yet but thank and I love you too

My parents usually give me gift cards as a gift, but I have to promise not to use them to pay bills #fuckstudentloans #vancouverliving #brokealways #lookingforbetterjob

First time in a LONG time I get a number from a guy and he then asks how old I was. Lol he did not realize I'm as old as I am he thought I was 23-25 lol

Sending my manager a email about her special treatment to certain co-workers and shitty treatment to others myself included #managerfails

I have never had a long term meaningful relationship but then again I know some people who have never had any either. #singleAF

Been single on Valentine's Day for the 32nd time in a row. #goingthedistance #ForeverAlone #immyownvalentine

My best friend just got engaged today #onceabridesmaidalways #4thtimesthecharm #27dresses

Got asked out by a nice young guy yesterday. I kindly told him thank you but I'm not looking for anyone right now was all I could think to say to him. I look much younger than my years so young guys usually hit on me #30yearold #younglooker

Really hate when people chew with their mouths open. I mean i get pissed off if i can hear you chewing like a animal #openmouthchewers #pleasechewquiet

She makes trainers for some of the world’s biggest brands. But Lan earns so little, it’s affecting every part of her life. If you agree that hard work deserves a fair reward please join us: po.st/BeatPoverty

Been job searching online and all i can find are jobs that I'm not qualified for or retail jobs #fml #newjobcomingsoon #hopefully

My current workplace has a bunch of hypocritical people and i can't wait to leave those people behind #newjob #lookingforanewcareer

A man hits a very large, slow-moving, peaceful creature at close range with a high-powered rifle to help him feel like more of a man. Legal, endangered, threatened, or none of the above, it's still wrong and barbaric. Please RT if you think all trophy hunting should be outlawed.

This BC'er is against the pipeline. What will you do WHEN your pipeline bursts and leaks into OUR beautiful BC?Rachel Notley

Happty national remember you're single day #ValentinesDay

👇 me neither... #GunContolNow x.com/jennycooney/st…

Finally some good news on a global scale. Congratulations Korea on ending the war, hope your country is happy and peaceful. #Korean #peacenotwar #learnfromitworld

Being small chested I don't really need to wear a bra but I do, cause they help keep me warm and I like pretty bras. There are some perks being small chested so yeah for that. #ittybittytitties #feelprettynomatterwhatsize #noboobsweat #nosagging