I think The Ellen Show is the best thing on Twitter. Very entertaining!

“Heather B. Hamilton: If you were a real hipster you'd drive a minivan.” I guess I'm a hipster! :-)

What did the horse say when he fell over? Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up! #ClassicJokeMonday

I decided to check a few of my audience's Facebook profiles before the show. I sure am glad I did. bit.ly/wMOtxA

Being a single parent is like waterskiing. If you stop moving...you sink!

A man asks Buddha "I want Happiness." Buddha says "Remove 'I', that's ego, then remove 'want', that's desire. Now u are left w/ Happiness."

Take a moment to read this heartwarming story. It will make your day! fb.me/1Cz3bk9Nn

Congratulations Phil Mickelson! You are a class act.

What does the president do on Presidents Day?

I can totally relate! “Minnie Driver TICKLESS WONDER: My son has already figured out that it's HOPELESS with girls pic.x.com/Sk7pw8QH”

Invite the Burglars in for Tea. ~ Anna Decker shar.es/u2gUL via ShareThis

Smarter people tend to be more open-minded and accepting of others.

I spent years developing my stand-up material. I should've fed popcorn to a dog instead ellen.tv/11Q37gm

Do you ever feel like everybody following you on Twitter is trying to sell you something?

A rapidly fading artform: dooce.com/2013/02/13/a-r… fb.me/2cUieMKBD

I love this honest (funny) article! “@TheRealBadSandy: More Kids? Fuck, no. shar.es/jKPTQ via ShareThis”

Sitting in the same cafe as Heather B. Hamilton! I must have good taste. :-)

Favorite Song by KaiserCartel #songoftheday

The NEW Keeping the Joy in Marriage Tool Cards and eWorkbook are now available! #constantcontact conta.cc/17SSCeq