You know what it’s like: What will I wear to feel comfy & cute when travelling to my villa...? Ah yes, my bikini and heels #LoveIsland

Dear #Canesten If thrush products were for men,they would be 1/2 the price & sponsored by beer. Too.Pricey. - Angry Vagina & her Broke Human

So turns out my top half is a size 10 and my bottom half like an 11 if that existed😭 Fucking hate mathematics #weddingseason #party

“I want someone who knows themself” Er: Doctor vs Model Clearly.... aye sure you do hen... #lovelsland catch up

“If I could be happier...” the male tagline of #LoveIsIand

🎶’Ghetto Superstar’ song is on the radio. Aged 13 I nearly had my first kiss with a boy at a party... what song(s) trigger a memory for you?

Is this the the opening chapter to my new erotica novel...?😍 Dog rescued from house fire given CPR by firefighters i.stv.tv/2OXTWXG

Men—when you introduce your employee who's a woman and say, "She does all the work"/"runs things"/"keeps us all sane"/etc.: 1-You are not paying her enough. 2-You haven't given her the title or team she deserves. 3-Talking about her contributions doesn't make up for 1 and 2.

I need an intervention...

“Being there for someone when they need you most, that’s what relationships are” - Film: That Awkward Moment 💛

Oh my fuck. Got Netflix? Our dating lives; Her jokes Iliza Shlesinger [Shiesinger] She is hilarious truth.

When you are about to retire to bed with your kindle and you accidentally switch over to ‘The Circle’ -social media/human dynamics reality TV prog🙀

Your Boyf/ Girlfriend goes ‘out-out’ without you. Do you want them to tell you if they got chatted up?

1st Dates of EXmas Past: A guy turned up with ‘that day’ tonsillitis diagnosis. Suggested the Casino for ‘quiet chat’ ... but actually meant FREE hot drinks. £0 spent by him. Oh proceeded to tell he had ‘blue balls’ #bestbaddate Yours?

I think Vicky Pattison may be my break up spirit animal: Tears Strength Punches cushions Her prog is real, raw & a must see. TLC Weds 10pm. Go!

If you think Valentines is this epic thing and everyone else who is ‘loved up’ is having sex or gazing into each others eyes... your wrong. I paired socks whilst sipping gin, watching Hunted. Loved it.

Gutted that @asos are using Yodel as their courier. Terrible concept of delivery 3 attempts then to a 'local' depot for collection an HOUR away. Companies should detail who the courier is so customers can make informed delivery choices.

Anyone else try on their gorgeous holiday clothes from this time last year and have more camel toe in your bedroon than on a camel farm? No? Just me then😭 #booty

No more excuses....

If only the new Data Protection GDPR regulation applied to all F*Boys.... *unsubscribe please 🙄