Eloise is such a savage

same picture 🧑‍🎄

Crying in the theater

My biggest pet peeve is when I order a bagel with butter and the butter gets completely melted. Like it was 2:30 when I got it. They close at 3 or 4 why is my bagel that hot?!?

I ate my grapes, I wore pink underwear, I put money in my bra. 2025 please be nice to me😊

HAPPY NEW YEAR 🥳 may it be filled with an abundance of good health, wealth, and happiness 💫

Starting 2025 strong with a kindle that won’t charge

We love a good half off book with a content warning!

Tonight’s ear worms brought to you by ADHD Pink Pony Club, WAP and Baby Shark🙃

In honor of RMJ birthday I have been sending my hater friend TikTok’s of her all day to make her like her.

Surprise! TONIGHT catch the full first episode of The Thundermans: Undercover at 7:30pm on @nickelodeon as a sneak peek before the official two-episode premiere on 1/22 ⚡️ hope it makes you smile 🤍

Nickelodeon Debuts First Episode of 'The Thundermans: Undercover' Online Ahead of Official Two-Episode Premiere - Watch Now! nickalive.net/2025/01/nickel…

what i’m supposed to watch a full length MOVIE now?

I’ve had loneliest bitch in America stuck in my head for the longest time. emlyn

I haven’t used this app in forever. Hi people

If you like Freaky Friday go read Oona Out of Order

Thank you for your service🫡