Modern fashion #Higgs from #DeathStranding. HIDEO_KOJIMA KOJIMA PRODUCTIONS (Eng) #troybaker

Sam: If rubbing alcohol cures the outside booboo then drinking alcohol cures the inside booboo. Fragile: Sam, No-

Higgs, crunching something behind Sam: Sam, Turning absolutely furious: Don’t eaT THE PACKING PEANUTS

Sam: do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth Fragile: you’re a hazard to society Higgs: and a coward. Do twenty

Sam: i cant believe we’re stuck in this room together Higgs, swallowing the key: truly unfortunate

Sam: Did you just...refer to a knife as a ‘people opener’? Higgs: ...Am I Wrong?

Higgs: Being gay isn’t a choice... Higgs: It’s a game and I’m winning.

Higgs: Watching hairspray and eating some Ritz crackers. Treating myself

Sam, to Fragile over the phone: Help, Higgs is Looking like a whole ass snack. Higgs, yelling from the other room: I’m not a snack, I’m the whoLE DAMN MEAL!

TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM AND RETWEET THIS FOR THE GOOD OF EVERYONE

Sam: Listen guys, I’m not the messiah! UCA: HE IS THE MESSIAH

Heartman; *Falls Unconscious* Sam: Oh my fucking god, he fucking dead...

I’m going to need a fucking defibrillator now-

Sam: Road work ahead? Sam: Yeah, I sure hope it does!

;; Hope everyone on London Bridge is alright! Stay safe everyone, and be careful. Some people really are the scum of the earth.

Die-hardman: What did you say? What did you say? Sam: I said whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a hoe

Credit to @THIEVINGHJONK

Higgs: Hurricane Katrina? Higgs: More like Hurricane Tortilla

;;Flipping