need him to scold me a lil bit actually

imagine being the girl who got to sit next to harry styles. i’d be having a panic attack #snl

KATYA IF YOU CAN HEAR ME

found my airpods approx five days after i caved and bought new ones because i couldn’t find them

i hate getting notifications of community notes like “this tweet is stolen” like ok should i be searching up every popular tweet to make sure? is that my job?

my 5 yo watched the little rascals (1994) and loved it. we’ve been quoting it back and forth for days. feels like a really big win to me idk

I need to be put on a PiP but for my personal life

robby and dana going head to head every 3 minutes is sending me

something i might’ve done in 2016

i hated the sabres before they were even good

every pop punk song about a girl is like omg she’s suchhhh a bitch and i love her so much

that pavel zacha is so hot right now

i’m pretty in the know but gun to my head, i have no clue how many kids rihanna has at this point

imagine watching the pitt finale with someone and they say “so i think dr robby is suicidal” before it starts, like it’s something they just picked up on…

this happened to my good friend tyler because of his new washing machine allegedly

frankly nothing moved me tonight #metgala

she should’ve just gone tits out, no panel