Great start to the day. A hamberder and covfefe.

The STRAT Vegas partially obscured by fog and cloud cover during a rainy day in Las Vegas

Few things are spookier than half a Ferris wheel. #vegasweather

I have a new piece up on the Weekly Humorist that looks at woke advertising slogans for other brands that might want to get in on Gillette's new marketing efforts. Check it out and consider subscribing! weeklyhumorist.com/other-woke-adv…

Sun on the Strip Podcast: Britney Spears, Wayne Newton, Ariana Grande, Paul McCartney and more bit.ly/2VZyLYr

#VIMFP is happening on the same day as @VegasStreats! Anyone making plans for post-picinic food-truck bites behind the El Cortez Las Vegas tonight?

Good luck to the very brave daredevils who will rappel Planet Hollywood today and selflessly raised funds for Special Olympics Nevada #OverTheEdgeLV

Happy Birthday to Luxor Hotel & Casino! Congrats on 19 wonderful years. Just make sure no one tries to blow out the Sky Beam during the celebrations!

#FF I am already thinking about dinner at breakfast edition: @BouchonLV DOCGLasVegas @CulinaryDLV @CommeCaLV Spago Las Vegas CraftsteakLV

What's Cooking on Turkey Day? These are the Vegas restaurants we'd like to visit on Thanksgiving Day: bit.ly/Qz2Lqg

What's going to happen to all the places that make deep-fried #Twinkies? I hope Mermaids has a plan for something new.

Very odd. It seems The Cosmopolitan is not helping out Three Square for restaurant week? What gives? #LVRW2013 #Vegas

@CommeCaLV Hey!? Just saw you weren't helping Three Square for restaurant week? That's how I discovered you last year! #LVRW2013 #Vegas

With RATTLECAN Las Vegas and First Food & Bar now closed, I have two less reasons to visit The Venetian Resort Las Vegas and The Palazzo at The Venetian Resort.

Hey Excalibur Las Vegas. A really cool joint called RATTLECAN Las Vegas is looking for a new home. Might fill in that vacant BBQ spot you have.

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Viva Las Vegas by Elvis Presley #NP

Not impressed with my stay MGM Grand Hotel. Waking up to unexpected midnight fireworks makes me think they are aiming for a whole other demo.

Hey MGM Grand Hotel, who is the manager Hakkasan Las Vegas? I would like their contact info so I can wake them the fuck up at midnight for my birthday.

Check out my new piece on the Weekly Humorist, which imagines an #NRATV-like fictive book imprint: NRA Kid Books weeklyhumorist.com/nra-kid-books/