I’ve sent people this study before, but my new favorite COVID framing is “even if your case is mild or asymptomatic, your brain ages 1-10 years from your infection” Not a *chance* of brain damage. Just brain damage. ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P…

Maybe it all went wrong when we killed the whales. Maybe their songs kept the great dream together. Vast brains slowly, carefully ordering the world with actions subtler than the apes could ever see. God is dead. His blubber lit a lamp in London

Never deleting this app

Dem Strategists showed up with 25 bullet points on how to take down Vance and some stoned GenZ kid just said he fucked a couch and now he has to do his interviews standing up via zoom.

I'm enjoying that the couch jokes are bugging Republicans but I'm enjoying it almost more that they are bugging harumphing, self-consciously morally superior Dems. "We're better than this." No we're not. Knife those fuckers.

A modern day story of Icarus, wherein the Harris/Walz campaign flies too close to the shitposting sun

Expectations vs reality

If you’re still in line to be the DNC special guest STAY IN LINE

If you've never had a full blown panic attack, this is what it looks like.

gay person: i’m gay straight person: i’m straight bisexual person: i’m bisexual person who lives in the suburbs: I am scared of downtown

increasingly worried that Harris remains untouchable in the polls and that Trump keeps sputtering about clueless how to stop her until Israel expands the war and draws us in and suddenly "the Democrats started a major war" starts sounding convincing (because it's true)

these current conditions, such as watching live videos of genocides, seeing our politicians WE supposedly vote in sell out, seeing corporations chosen everyday over our well-being is MORE crazy to me than a revolution could ever be. a revolution would be sanity.

There is no scientific backing for the concept of 'music'. So called musicians claim that the playing of special sounds, known as 'notes', can produce profound emotional states, feelings of awe or rapture. However, when we played these notes arranged in sets (known as "scores")

she wears short skirts I'm sending an email. she's cheer captain and I'm circling back on my previous email

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

For younger lefties who think the Democratic Party sucks today, you have no idea how abjectly horrible it was 20 years ago. It is so, so, so much better today than in the early 2000s.

I grant you, I was born to be the old guy yelling at the kids, but really, it's true. Democrats were so bad in 2004 that we turned to people like Dennis Kuchinich as a serious voice for the left. And that guy was always an utter clown.

#CalvinandHobbes

This feels like our generation's leaded gas...

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