Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet* World leaders:

This is ruff

We should cancel April fools this year. There is no prank topping our reality.

carribean men just be packing for no reason

Why He lowkey look like spongebob’s mom?

Insanity.

Raven having a modeling battle with a model 😭

oh to be the cheeks michael b jordan is victory clapping tonight

And raven was absolutely right

Harry and Dumbledore whipping up some Purple Drank for Snape

TLC stands for Trump Loving Coons. Don’t go chasing Republicans.

me: 2026 is going to be my year me, three months in:

LA residents saying goodbye to people going to Coachella today:

Janine

Tamera Mowry got ran off Threads in less than 24 hours. — That’s messy! Tina Campbell getting a divorce. — Thats messy! Erica Campbell announced a 25 year vow renewal the day after Tina Campbell’s divorce announcement. — That’s messy too!

How quickly I spill all the tea to my best friend

Them fake ass Christians turned on KevOnStage FAST. Kev: I got love for LGBTQ "Christians": MAN, FUCK YOU!

WHICH HALF YOU WANT, TINA SNOW ?