I hate Mother’s Day, dude.

Today is just the worst

Hey people with normal families: what’s it like to not get screwed over by people that claim they love you? What’s it like not to be constantly sabotaged by people related to you?

Maybe I’ll start looking at PhD programs outside the US

I’m pretty sure @AlainaToTheMax would rip Thomas Leggs’s jugular out with her bare hands. She’s trying to stay so calm but I can feel her boiling rage inside

I …….. Mads Mikkelsen Official

Look at this idiot, I love him endlessly. Mads Mikkelsen Official

Jason is trying to convince me the military isn’t a garbage institution

I would rather die than pack up this gd house

People be like “astrology is fake” then tell me why my toxic ass coworker quit today after doing me dirty the whole year 😂

How am I like, supposed to be happy and thrive when I’m always broke and have a handful of college degrees with nothing to show for it???

The most relatable headline I’ve seen in awhile

Connor McGregor is toxic masculinity in one overly testosteroned body. That leg injury is 100% karma doin what it do 🤷🏻‍♀️

So our new place has these big ass mirrors in the bedrooms and being that my natural state is chaotic horny I thought “oh man I’m gunna love this for sexy time,” But instead I just got worse body dysmorphia realizing how horrendously fat I am and never wanna have seggs again 😭

Hey don’t forget to transfer your prescriptions when you move or you’ll end up in SSRI withdrawal like me

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary