This is Milton. He’s a firefighter. Likes to drive the truck. Hoping to grow into his uniform soon. 14/10 heroic as h*ck

I’m tattooing this on my ass.

MITAM

Growing up in a small town and then staying in that small town can literally suffocate you. I need to get out.

#Transformer #WrldOnDrugs OUT NOW!

I love being outright ignored. Especially when I could be at home enjoying my bed. 🤷🏼‍♀️

I will personally punch you in the throat if you win.

This is Merlin. He found where his food is kept and decided to eat all of it. Had to spend last night at the vet for observation. 13/10 definitely worth it #SeniorPupSaturday

Old me is scary. Above that Im pretty.

This is Riley. Every morning he hangs over the wall and drops his toy so the nearest passerby is forced to play with him. It works 100% of the time. 14/10

Maybe I should’ve just pretended everything was fine.

I just want to sleep with you beside me.

I’m such a fucking disappointment to my parents it’s almost laughable.

Leave.

Such a joke.

I don’t know why I put up with the shit I do.

I’m gonna hurt someone.