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Shirls

@simply_shirls

Stay magnificently frustrated.

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It’s called hypocrisy when you preach about healthy boundaries and then get upset when someone’s boundaries interfere with what you want.

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•You can’t just arrest your political opponents. That’s how civil war starts. •Economics wins elections not foreign policy. The price of groceries affect my everyday no Ukraine/Russia.

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The gov is just Twix. Right, Left it’s all the same. It’s the illusion of choice. It makes you believe you have a decision in something that was already decided upon. They do what they want but L/R gives you someone to blame. We’re a one party gov and it’s time to wake up.

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Not going to lie; this is the first time I’ve felt like an actual artist. I've created hundreds of pieces and NOTHING compares. --- #digitalart #lovejoyfanart #wilbursootfanart

Not going to lie; this is the first time I’ve felt like an actual artist. I've created hundreds of pieces and NOTHING compares.
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#digitalart #lovejoyfanart #wilbursootfanart
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What’s it like being 30 and single? I spend 90% of my time alone because the majority of my friends are too busy with their kids. They've grown in ways I haven't. I've grown in ways they haven't. It's not bad but it's a lonely existence.

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Life Hacks – 2023 edition 1. If government is involved, avoid it 2. If government supports it, reject it 3. If government says it's safe, it's not 4. If government says it's true, it's false 5. If government wants to help, it won't 6. If government says you need it, you don't

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How do you convince someone that IG randomly gave you access and you, in fact, did not hack their account? Asking for me.😬

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To the truck full next to me at this red light: Mind ya business. I was getting the teriyaki sauce out of my hair.🤣

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Me: “I’m here to pick up an order for…Batson. Jernigan. Milligan. Arson. Wanda. Jesse. Jacob. Michael….😰 Cashier: **continually shakes head** Me: 😐surely not… Shirley Mayberry. Cashier: 😌 yes Always an adventure

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My cousin Michael was a Harvard law grad. About 10 years ago, he was falsely accused of rape. He was disbarred due to the allegations. He was never arrested. He was never charged with a crime. He was never convicted of a crime. For the past ten years, he has fought his way