#Neighbours Darcy gaslighting ‘financial elder abuse’ when he’s the one doing it. What a snake.

#Neighbours Will this episode be an ‘cliff’ hanger?

#Neighbours Holes in story: The CCTV would show Darcy standing next to car, when confused Amanda got in.

#LEGOMastersAU If Trump was producer, it would be the reverse. USA would stay, the rest would be deported.

#LEGOMastersAU So sad, team Finland is “Finnished”.

#Neighbours Saskia: “I’m not into ball sports”. Is this unsubtle code for I’m teen lesbian that has a highly inappropriate thing for her teacher Wendy?

#TheVoiceAU I could hardly understand any words Zaz sang, except for “bitches, bitches”.

#TheVoiceAU I call bullsh*t No way a 10 year old child was producing music. Was the album called “Pinocchio”?

#TheVoiceAU Will it be ‘stiff’ competition from mortician Ally?

#TheVoiceAU No Ally Blondie didn’t “have lots of balls” Debbie Harry was a woman.

#TheVoiceAU Fact check Ronan: “like a prayer” is not empowerment. The lyrics are about giving her man blow job.

#MKR I thought Manu was saying orgy? But it’s “OG”

#MKR “I own and run five restaurants & bars” Isn’t that kind of cheating with all that experience? The OG rules was amateur home cooks having a try.

#MKR Forgive me, everytime she says Marko, I want to say “Polo”.

#MKR “Do you think someone can feed themselves on cookies only?” Old mate Cookie Monster would disagree.

#MKR First time watched in years. Unlike MasterChef, not really cooking show. At 8:20pm it’s been 50 mins of: scripted whining, arguing, insulting each other, bragging. 5 mins of cooking an entree.

#MKR Will it be “snap, crackle, flop”?

#MKR Agree with previous tweets: Table getting too Jerry Springer and vile. Judges just sit there and let it happen, stay silent.

#AustralianIdol “Like a prayer” is zero about superheroes, or empowerment. It’s a dirty song about blow jobs.

Islam was founded by a man who married a 6-year-old girl and consummated the marriage when she was 9 (Sahih Bukhari 5134). It permits child marriage, raping female slaves, allows up to four wives, declares dogs impure, curses women who pluck their eyebrows for altering Allah’s