Absolutely baffles me why anyone ever tries to do battle with Mick Lynch. He has a better undefeated streak than Rocky Marciano and twice as brutal.

K

Lots of "Christmas is banned in case it offends foreigners" tweets from the gammons. Worth pointing out the only religion to ban Christmas in this country is protestants in 1647

Sad times when you can't enjoy your Christmas dinner on the settee

If you back the transport bosses over the unions we can't be mates

Odd menu choice

The Great Reset: You will drink pints like this and be happy

This front page gave me an instant migraine

A new martial arts studio in Ashton-under-Lyne has strengthened its links with its community by opening its doors. tamesidecorrespondent.co.uk/2023/01/24/ash…

I've seen enough movies to know the US government shooting down unidentified flying objects isn't going to end well. And I for one welcome our new alien overlords.

Tomato

Are you ok hun? You’ve hardly touched your Love Heart flavour squash

Guinness have invented a solution with no problem

David Brent was never this cringey

I think I'd rather be in lockdown than be at this party

This Bradford Literature Festival #event on 27.06 @ 7pm is going to offer a very interesting conversation bridging #DNA/#Genealogy / #Science & #intergenerational #psychology. I'm looking forward to talking with Simon Keegan & Peg Alexander & Prof Mark Thomas bradfordlitfest.co.uk/event/family-f…

Tonight. Bradford Literature Festival Join us. Gonna be utterly fascinating. Home DNA tests - reliable? How far back? And what if the truth is bad? With Angela Findlay Simon Keegan & #ProfMMarkThomas

Really interesting and fun talking with Peg Alexander & Simon Keegan & #ProfMarkThomas at Bradford Literature Festival yesterday in the most beautiful Waterstones. We covered geneaolgy, DNA, emotional inheritance #epigenetics, transgenerational trauma #WW2 and more!

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Last one I had was a terrapin eating watermelon