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So that’s two weeks without the Doctor. That’s two too many #DoctorWho

“would you mind doing the D-Day commemorations for me? I’ve got an interview with ITV”

Hey London Zoo, I’ve always thought you had a pair of coatis but saw way more on Friday night. Have they had babies or did more arrive at the Zoo?

Don’t forget what they have done. Partygate, the Covid contracts, the lies, the kickbacks. The cronyism, the failure to invest, the division and scapegoating, the trips to the bookies, the Liz Truss mini-budget, the decimation of your public services. Don’t forget any of it. 🧾

You never said what your top 3 remakes are Richard Osman #therestisentertainment

Montage perfection 🔥🔥🔥 Thank you Jonathan Pie you absolute legend 🕺

So Spain won #Wimbledon… #justsaying

Oh British Airways you do keep doing it to us!

Celine singing Piaf on the Eiffel Tower has absolutely finished me off 😭😭 #OlympicGames

Loved everything about Deadpool Movie but the perfect finish was the dedication to rob delaney’s son Henry. Pure class #DeadpoolAndWolverine

As with the The Jamie Lloyd Co R&J, sadly tickets for The Tempest not affordable for me 😪

For those seeing Alex Newell tonight you are in for one heck of a treat. SENFRICKINSATIONAL

Absolutely adored Why Am I So Single?. Bravo Lucy Moss and Toby Marlow for creating another smash. In Disco Ball, they’ve written one of the best numbers currently on any West End stage, brilliantly performed by Jo Foster. Thrilling and heartbreaking. Go see! #sosinglemusical

Hey TfL how can I renew my 60+ Oyster?

Lucky to see Maggie 4 times on stage and still laughing every time I think of her in Lettuce and Lovage

Gavin Creel is one of the best performers I’ve ever seen. Brilliant in Hello Dolly. Sexy in Hair. Hilarious in Book of Mormon. Romantic in Waitress. Just heartbroken

Big fan of Kevin Kline but he looked contractually obliged to be on Graham Norton Show tonight #GrahamNorton

Goodbye Twitter. Love to say it’s been fun but it’s been a very mixed bag and increasingly getting less and less fun

Thanks for nothing Almeida Theatre. Queued for hours then when it was my turn the website wouldn't load. After a few minutes another message said I'd lost my spot and would have to go to the back of the queue again!!