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Simon Indelicate

@simonindelicate

Working in the 'clever' genre since 2005

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Starmer numbers are soft because when you ask who would be best PM people go Well he is the prime minster, isn't he? Davey's clear 2nd place suggests that the nation has internalised Boris - ie. A PM is a middle aged man hanging awkwardly from a malfunctioning zipwire

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The general acceptance of Taylor Swift's self-regarding campaign to get petty revenge for her own decisions by having children send her their money multiple times for things they already own is the most pathetically craven act of mass serfdom I've ever seen in my life

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Cannot believe these bibbles thinking you need to do an open letter to enforce pretending to be nice on grumpy old ladies. It's like passing a UN convention on table manners.

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Bringing back surestart immediately was such an obvious no brainer that you can only conclude that this is a government without a brain.

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Italian Brainrot is fucking fantastic - while all of you miserable old bastards are complaining about everything, brilliant kids just develop their own fuck you culture with whatever is lying around and there's nothing you can do to stop them. Punk rock is DNA level.

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Hahahaha 'we like to look after our people, as I'm sure you can understand' - brilliant line, what a legend. Also, fuck you, you nazi bellend, I'm sure there's a some bierkeller nearby where you'll fit in better.