The Alpha Male Human Battery appears to have nodded off in court for the second straight day.

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Libs of TikTok, DC_Draino, EndWokeness, and a Jan. 6 defendant accused of looting furniture used to assault officers posted about Speaker Johnson's elections bill before any public information was available.

Johnson's team says they briefed conservative…

For some reason, the dopey and decades-old UFO conspiracy theory Project Bluebeam, likely based on an unrealized Star Trek script about New Age alien holograms, is trending.

The far right conspiracy sphere is buzzing that WEF head Klaus Schwab has been hospitalized, except no actual news outlet has reported this and I can't find any evidence it's true.

There are no secret codes or riddles with Trump. No need for Q drops. He tells us all the details of the dictatorship he's planning for a second term, and dares us to stop him.

The 'DEFCON Warning System' account has no inside knowledge or link to any government agency. This is scaremongering, nothing else. You aren't going to get nuked by Iran tonight.

I don't write much about who wrote the Q drops because for all the people who claim they did it or were part of the group that did it, their evidence boils down to 'trust me, bro.' And I don't actually trust them, because they're inveterate liars.

Hot new conspiracy theory from a Constitutional Sheriff in MI: Dominion Voting Systems had foreknowledge of the COVID-19 pandemic disrupting the 2020 election. Makes you think!

(It does not)

• Rampant disinformation
• Death threats
• Budget shortfalls
• Mass resignations

These are some of the challenges facing election workers for the #2024Election

I've been speaking to officials for the last 6mths about this. Here's what I found:

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I realize that Arnold claims that OJ Simpson was cast as The Terminator before we cast him. That is 100% NOT TRUE. And I should know. Jim and I never ever considered OJ. Not even for a nanosecond. #TheTerminator #OJSimpson

Just when you thought the House couldn't get anymore terminally brainwormed.

Give me liberty (in laundry) or give me death.

But what do the bluechecks from I Did My Research University have to say?

Non-citizens already can't vote, so this should be a pretty short press conference.

Her X account with over 100,000 followers is packed full of conspiracy theories about astrology, wellness, anti-vax and alternative medicine, Covid-19, QAnon, and antisemitism with an alarming turn towards doomsday theories in the lead up to the solar eclipse.

Yes, the antivaxxers are already blaming OJ Simpson's death on non-existent 'turbo cancer' from the COVID vaccine. I wish that was a joke.