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Okay but where is the £90k I manifested?

Bold of you to assume I'm going anywhere.

Draws 20 hands. Decides life isn't hard enough and starts working with digital chalk for the next 10. 🤣💁‍♀️ #ArtistOnTwitter #100handschallenge #100hands #digitalart #handstudy #anatomystudy #lightstudy

I guess you don't realise how much you actually use your non-dominant hand for until you pour freshly boiled kettle water on it... 🤣💁‍♀️🔥

To everyone who tried to get me to watch Encanto since it came out: This was all you had to show me. This alone would have worked.

I just realised I used to have soy sauce in the house exclusively for pot noodles. Now I actually cook with it. I'm all grown up. *wipes tear from eye*

Is every hufflepuff the main character in an anime? 😂 #HogwartsMystery

If anyone happens to fall through to the backrooms and come across a squeaky tennis ball... It's my dog's. Thank you.

28 years without ever having been stung by a wasp or a bee. Then today some ninja wasp asshole decides to jab me in my leg through my leggings! It hurts more than I thought it would. Wasps can buzz off.

Kept hearing MatPat talking about #Battington tapes... Completely misheard him everytime... Watching in horror like 'my guy where the fk is Paddington.'

There is currently a massive cannibal slug in my yard.

When your dog destroys every toy so you gotta become Sid from Toy Story...

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Ah yes, the classic Frozen quote.

Listening to a kid in the alley make excessive fart sounds and then blame his Dad because "It must have been a boy because it SMELLS and there are only 3 girls and 2 boys and it wasn't me so it must have been you, Dad" then ponder loudly whether his grandma is a boy. Top comedy.

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Fallen down a black hole because the crushing reality that absolutely nothing is 100% what it seems is just too much. I need certainty now and I can't even trust ingredients lists.

New goal: - Have one year without being singled out as 'the fat one' OR - Not care next time