Three and a fucking half years. Even He-Man could have achieved something in that time, and that bellend doesn’t even know how to get dressed.

Wear a mask.

I just cloned myself for a laugh and He-Man has just come round to tell me I’m breaking the rule of 6. What a fucking funsponge.

Whatever happened to the price of Webcams? I remember when they were one of the cheapest tech. Now they can be £100s. I just paid £90. Wtf?

How Lockdown is starting to feel

Please support me this week in a cause really close to my heart as I try to raise awareness that He-Man really is a complete and utter fucking arsehole. Thank you. #HeManArseholeAwarenessWeek

*throws tv out of the fucking window*

Just thought I should refresh my knowledge on Watson AI - so I did!! coursera.org/share/ad8bb6a3… #Coursera

“I think there might be too many M.B.A.s running companies,” says Elon Musk. “There should be more focus on the product or service itself, less time on board meetings, less time on financials.” on.wsj.com/34Yw67R

Everyone on BBC is discussing how much better than No Deal this deal is. But we were promised a better deal than we had already, not a better deal than No Deal. Nobody is talking about this. We have such short memories. What a bloody mess

The Sound of Music is on and I still scream every time the Mother Abbess calls Julie Andrews a cuntface

The Wall Street Journal Focus on making products & services people truly love, so that the total economic pie is bigger, instead of engaging in zero-sum/negative-sum corporate power struggles. This is the good future.

My New Year's Resolutions are as follows: - try to exercise more, and eat more healthily - obtain the secrets to Castle Grayskull - hunt down every single person involved in the making of Mrs Brown's Boys and incinerate them with a death bolt fired from my Havoc Staff

truth is stranger than fiction 👀👇

Prince Adam just told me to cheer up because it's "Fri-YAY". Words cannot convey just how much I hate that twat.

🚨MPs FOR HIRE: a Led By Donkeys undercover investigation🚨 Watch the trailer…

Don’t have time right now to check the validity of all these claims… But can’t help thinking that this type of approach could be more effective for Labour than those ‘gutter politics’ ads: