oh what the papers will say

Simon Closelane Arrogant, stupid, evil

make the players call you

let all of our hopelessness aside

leave

port in a storm

the life of kings

OH HAHAHA I SEE THEM, THEY'RE REALLY DOING IT AREN'T THEY

HAHAAHA WHAT A FINALE

I'm ok just talking

it'll be like that one movie clip the one where they all come in at once haha

i am Simon Closelane, who the FUCK are these guys? Random people random random people. THATS WHY THEY ARE WHERE THEY ARE. I don't regret any of this at all in fact they're better for it I mean shit shit. Hahahahahah hahahahahaha they say you can dowhat you want in school well

i got banned from the Family Guy cinema for fumbling The Sopranos in Grand Theft Audio #AlternativeUniverse but I liked the This Is a Good Tweet! tweet anyways, I appreciate the clear and concise explanation so TRANS RIGHTS MOTHERFUCKERS!

THEY'RE HERE, I CAN HEAR THE BANGING. OH THEY'RE HERE AREN'T THEY, OPEN UP MY BALLS! I HAVE ONE LAST YOUTUBE VIDEO HERE IT IS, I WANTED TO DO MORE BUT PEOPLE DON'T APPRECIATE ANYTHING THESE DAYS. THROWING AWAY THE KEYS I WANNA THANK EVERYONE WHO APPRECIATED MY TWEETS AND

youtu.be/9ez4ftFNlj0?si… MY LAST VIDEO

FUCK-FUCK-FUCK

Hello Twitter, It's been a while since Simon has stopped posting on here and some of you are concerned, so I want to clear up some things about my brother. For the record, I have access to all of his social media as I set them up for him. He was always a bit of a offbeat