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Simon Holland

@simoncholland

My wife bought low sodium bacon and now I know what it means when someone says they love you but aren’t IN LOVE with you.

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Simon Holland
@simoncholland

3 weeks ago

Dear 6u little league coaches,

You can just cancel practice when it rains, you don’t need to rent an indoor batting cage and make everyone drive there.

Sincerely,
All parents.

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