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Simon Holland

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My wife bought low sodium bacon and now I know what it means when someone says they love you but aren’t IN LOVE with you.

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Simon Holland

@simoncholland

3 weeks ago

Kids will take 47 minutes to put on their socks and shoes then want someone to time them to see if they can take a bath and brush their teeth in 90 seconds.

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