Finally watching my first episode of Downton Abbey on flight to LA. It's rather spiffing, isn't it? #UpperCrustTelly

Elizabeth McGovern- Use it Up by Sadie and the Hotheads: youtu.be/L7_y127qWCk via @youtube

Do you have any idea how many world-changing ideas started as tweets? None.

English cops may be the only individuals left on earth that wouldn't want to hear one more from Bruce Springsteen and Paul McCartney!

“Matthew d'Ancona: Brilliant piece by Jonathan Freedland on the Olympics and the end of British declinism tinyurl.com/cmnwyon” YES

To the volunteers, the armed forces, the police, the GB public, the organisers, the media, the weather, THANK YOU!! What a show!!

2 days till gorgeous son opens in sketch show at Edinburgh Festival. #ridiculouslyproud. edfringe.com/whats-on/comed…

33 yrs since I opened in sketch show at edfringe. 24 hrs til son opens in sketch show at edfringe. #old #sad #proud edfringe.com/whats-on/comed…

8th July 2005 Martrine Wright lost both her legs to the suicide bombers of 7/7. Now she takes part in the Paralympics. They lost. She won.

RT this if you still love the BBC..

Congrats to Toronto's own Mychael Danna, on #goldenglobes Life of Pi composer

Hope you hit them harder than you hit me > RT Jeremy Clarkson Unlike some people, I WILL find who hacked my account. And I will visit them.

Richard Dormer & Jodie Whittaker star in feelgood music biopic Good Vibrations, in cinemas 29 March. Trailer here: bbc.in/WPhGKO

Guy from Billy Madison. “@Castle_Greys_DH: (((Jew))) who?”

Can't believe what's just happened!!!!!!!

If Kate gives birth tonight will middle England explode?

Remembering Ian Dury, who passed away 14 years ago today - here's Wilko with Ian back in 1980 #LookingBackAtMe

We'll probly set up shop in London, come see us! x.com/inayaeza/statu…

Just to be clear, this is me. NOT Emma Stone. Just to clear that up x youtu.be/cSlxTFdlWuo