🔥The 9th Round of Easy Loan, Earn $40 Reward is in progress❗️ ⏰ Promotion Period: January 15th - Feburary 15th, 2025 👉 Register now and check more details at gate.io/campaigns/358

I’ve wanted these sunglasses for 31 years.

What’s your most wholesome celebrity story? I once got a lift home from The Lighthouse Family and they insisted at dropping me at the door.

Oh god we’ve got a jolly train announcer.

Gen Z are wild. Girl opposite me on the train is watching a tv show on her phone, doing a Rubik’s cube and a crossword puzzle book at the same time. Full mixed media offering.

Just catching up but apparently we sent Katy Perry into space. Good job guys.

Brentford v Fulham is everything the Premier League should be. Two teams trying to carry the ball forward at pace, get balls into the box, score goals. No defenders knocking it three yards to each other for three minutes. Super stuff. #BREFUL

It’s Bournemouth but you get my drift. Teams from down south that wear red stripes.

I feel super connected to toast.

Easter weekend looks like this: Thursday night is Friday night. Friday is Saturday. Saturday is Saturday. Sunday is also Saturday. Monday is Sunday but with cheeky pints.

Fancy a career change. Maybe achieving success as a manager of a club in a rubbish European league so Man Utd will give me a job then sack me two years into my five year contract and I can retire.

Think it’s time for a change now Middlesbrough FC. No intensity. The players aren’t fired up to go and batter one of the bottom teams to chase the play offs? Why not? No wonder the fans sound half asleep.

Boro would concede about 1000 goals in the Premier League. We’re absolutely awful to watch. #SHWMID

Sideways, backwards, sideways, sideways, backwards, mistake, concede. Repeat for 46 games.

Not a single performance that suggests anyone is halfway bothered about getting promoted. Carrick the worst of them all. The most shambolic #Boro side since Strachan signed half the SPL.

3-0 to Norwich.

Not sure what we all did before football was invented in 1992.

We flew so close.

Michael Owen dazzles at #MetGala2025

As a Boro fan, I’m wishing Sunderland all the best for the weekend. They’ve got a young hungry manager and a young hungry team whose approach has been intensity and passion all season. I’d love us to have a little bit of what they’ve got tbh.