Feel like a proud mum with England and the football #ItsComingHome

Day 201 without sex: I dabbed in public just so someone would spit on me. @PubityOnInsta

Nothing beats having a massive poo at work.

The #rlssuk SCOTTISH team coach for the RLSS Commonwealth #commonwealth festival of sport is Stephen Ward Stephen Ward

Took me 5 days to shit since my op, but I've done it, I've finally done it 🎉🎉🎉

Lactulose was not a good idea. I repeat, NOT a good idea.

Pains my heart that so many girls want fake lips / fillers and all this bull SHET these days lol. Bare Duck's everywhere. Stop man. ⛔️🦆

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Surprise! #F1 #MonacoGP Jenson Button Lewis Hamilton

When your mum has half a glass of wine and acts like she's pissed 😐😐😐

You came, you ran, you entertained. You’re #ARunningLegend, Usain St. Leo Bolt!

I’m voting for Walkers Salt & Vinegar! #chooseorlose cards.twitter.com/cards/18ce53w4…

I'm not picking my nose I'm just giving my fingers a good smell.

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We're proud to reveal that we are featured in the Sunday Times' top 100 fastest growing private companies Sunday Times Business Virgin #FastTrack100 - find out more this Sunday.

Come on you innovative creative people out there ,I am having such fun today on Caption of the week . Please send some more Piers Morgan

This is a joke, 11 mil spent on the mccanns fame attention crocodile tears, something fishy from the start, let the girl rest now, use the funds to search for all the other missing children who go ignored by these media hoggers using their daughters memory as a pay check x.com/bbcnews/status…