Me & the rest of the litter all chipped in and got our mum a crate of sausages yesterday. Breakfast in bed AND her body weight in pork.

FaceTiming Dave and Alex to discuss using BrewBucks as the national currency. Hope Dave isn't still in his PJ's again... Woof.

Guess who will be making a star appearance at this year's AGM folks? Better work on my crowd surfing technique... Woof, see you there!

James & Martin have requested Horses for their AGM entrance. I can find a get a great dane & a donkey. Lucky the beer will be good.

Please excuse my clumsy paws on that last tweet. I'm useless in the morning before my first sausage. Woof.

It should have read...

James & Martin have requested horses for their AGM entrance. I can only find a Great Dane and a donkey. Lucky the beer will be good.

Kinda sad none of the bars took up my "Mini Egg & Cocoa Physco in the Hopinator" idea. Easter infusions are the new Christmas Ales.

Today I'm riding a dead pony speedily through some empty streets. Because I'm a badass rebel, Mr Portman #sorrynotsorry

Cross me at your peril. Signing up those who have wronged me to the Stella Artois mailing list. That'll teach them. Woof.

Training police sniffer dogs today: helping rid society of bad beer, vegetarian sausage rolls & low cal dog treats. Woof.

It's like Christmas, Hanukkah, Independence Day & every Birthday you'll ever have rolled into one day of awesome! It's #PunkAGM2014

Keeping James' beer fridge safe while he's away. What's that? One missing? You must have counted wrong...👀

“Devil's Gate: Marlowe is working hard for the role of Top Brewdog. ” *paw bump*

We are up for multiple awards at the #growingbusinessawards tonight. Wish BrewDog luck!

(I don't have a place setting, but any of that fancy bread going spare, just drop it by the floor under table 26.) #growingbusinessawards

Just polished off my crystal ball for some 2015 predictions. Bear with me while I type it up (keyboards are hardly ergonomic for paws)

My crystal ball has spoken! Cans, collabs, cathedrals and more coming your way in 2015 brewdog.com/blog-article/s… woof!

My paws are at the ready for #TweetTheBrewer next Wednesday! WOOF! BrewDog bit.ly/bdttb4blog

In less than an hour I'll be taking over BrewDog Twitter to unleash my usual brand of mischief! And I've got juicy news! #TweetTheBrewer