People often ask me, "Silvi, are you crab, human or minotaur?" They sometimes add, "Are you the gestalt consciousness of the haunted remnants of a once lucrative roadhouse chain?" Sure, I say. I never could understand what all the fuss was about.

We've been playing a bunch of this new videogame Hades in the locker room to prepare for Hades Tigers Official Fan Club should we meet them in the finals. Shoutout to my Minotaur sib Asterius!

For some reference on how long Nagomi Mcdaniel has been shelled: the last time Nagomi was free, Jaylen Hotdogfingers was still dead.

Go ahead RBI in my second playoff game? Yeeeehaw. 🤠

Congratulations to your Wild League Champions!

We're going to the Internet Series!!! Clutch last inning by Adalberto Tosser!

You're going to ascend with us, Ollie!

Hoping to meet @GuntherOBrian and hit a dinger off of him in the finals! Claws up! 🦀

I'm going to give this a try. My OPS has been horrible this season. Need MOAR power.

Wait. Is the sun a god. Did I kill a god. Signed. Tot Fox

I finished what I came to do. Let's ascend y'all.

In honor of the Crab's ascension, Silvaire Roadhouse is revamping into a splorts bar! I'll be providing commentary in this space to drum up interest and to have something to do while not playing blaseball.

Mild Low is suddenly the best division in baseball! Polkadot Patterson, Nagomi Mcdaniel, and Jessica Telephone all in phone division.

You really have to wonder what the Garages are thinking starting rookie Goodwin Morin at pitcher. Might be the most talented baserunner in the league and they already have six other starters!

Wild League is suddenly wide open with the ascension of the Crabs. I'm predicting Hades Tigers Official Fan Club will be Wild League champs this season. Though, anything can happen in blaseball.

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Mild League is incredibly crowded this season with talented teams, but I'm going with the Canada Moist Talkers to win Mild and as league champs for season 11. As of Day 1, they have near top of ILB hitting, defense, and pitching and that consistency makes them the favorites in my book.

Expect an offensive explosion in Wild Low this season after the Election buffs offenses and weakens pitching staffs. Great offenses, but below average pitching overall.

Oh no. I didn't much enjoy the first one. I'll have to ask my friend Tot Fox some more about them and see if I can add it to my analysis.

Keep an eye on how much flickering Jaylen Hotdogfingers does this season. Those trades could really shakeup the rotations of Mild High and Mild League as a whole.