Do my quiz you mfs. Love youuuu! 🙏

I’m “holiday somewhere warm in October” drunk and I’m not even sorry. Ask me stuff if you like. I’ll probably answer. 😬

Correct! This one is Harry. Well done you weird obsessive loveable freaks. 🥰

Wel well well… I hope you’re all ashamed of yourselves for getting this one wrong. It’s the lovely Liam!

Did I have to go back to baby Z to avoid the bloody piercings making it all to easy? Yes I did. Such a cutie.

Ok at no point before this quiz did I notice that our boy Niall also had his ears pierced. 🙄

Genuinely surprised that this wasn’t 100% correct when I’m surrounded by a bunch of rabid Louies, but the majority got it spot on so well done you!

Absolutely loved this one! The intrigue is so well done and perfectly entwined with the love story unfolding. Titan A!Harry, Doctor O!Louis, Niall is an Alpha! (!), Harry is obsessed, Louis is very smitten against his will, Nouis friendship (🥺), banter, hot smut

So I have one fic started but stalled (Lou 🪢⚓️✍️ I absolutely PROMISE I will finish it, I've just been a bit blocked 😬) one queued and about a zillion ideas... But would any of you read a fake dating, funny vamp fic or is that just too weird? I'm having ideas...

Yeah... no, surely? This feels wrong.

Nice work Twitter. Ffs.

The assignment is Louis’ eyelashes! Pictures please! 🙏🏻

Well ok that’s good enough for me. And to the 7.65 people (🤔) who said no, I say, with love: find yourself some whimsy. 😘

Last night of holiday. Sigh. I’ll miss this.

I wanted to see why all the fuss. So I opened the link. Clearly none of the people in the comments did. You’re such a band of clowns.

Ruining some healthy publicity for a legitimate study being carried out by a British university with qualified researchers because they asked a TV personality you don’t like to participate as a guinea pig is possibly the most embarrassing thing this fandom has done lately.