"you're always sleeping" god forbid a girl wants to be unconscious

Fuck 2025. Only good thing happened this year is heated rivalry.

why are plane tickets so expensive. you going that way anyways just give me a ride

don't understand why electricians aren't called power rangers but okay

me at 7 years old, searching for girls' games on google:

Avril Lavigne was right, it absolutely is a damn cold night and I am, in fact, trying to figure out this life

"why do you want this job" i've always been passionate about affording food

remembering i made plans when i was feeling extroverted

in your 20s, you'll feel like you're losing the race. it is very important that you realise there really is no race.

I'm too young to be turning the age I'm turning this year.

REAL TALK: having parents call you and care for you even when you’re an adult is a blessing. Call them more often too.

The winner took it all!

and for the lady, perhaps an entire week of existing without any responsibilities