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Just wanted to hop on the trend and express that I thought Iain Sterling was a cunt *before* tonight's Soccer Aid.

Farage complains about booming population but encourages people to have kids... Doesn't add up... #itvdebate

This is incredible in several ways, not least of which that I don't think there is another former PM that could go entirely unrecognised through an interview. But also - mainly - because it results in the BEST IMPROVISED PUT DOWN/SEGUE EVER on television. ~SS

To offer a counter to the dickheads setting fire to libraries and looting Shoezones, here's a thread of good people doing good things.

Kate's daughter nearly paying a lovely tribute to Judy Finnegan #NTAs

Once upon a time #Taskmaster featured Frankie Boyle. I think he's a cunt, so I didn't watch it. It saved a lot of complaining on Twitter. I hope this serves as inspiration to some of you this series.

#BlockElon because he's an impotent cunt

Retweet the Money Marge for wealth and good fortune

Can we swerve putting YouTubers on #TheWheel? They only do it to try and appeal to kids and they don't watch mainstream TV anyway. That leaves everyone else wondering who tf they are. Plus one of the last ones was Yung Filly and look how that's turned out...

#The1PercentClub what the fuck was that fork question???

Matt Forde is a modern day Mike Yarwood... in that the impressions come before the material and he's screwed if the four politicians he can impersonate ever vanish from the public consciousness #RoyalVarietyPerformance

Given the news about Gino D'Acampo, can we finally bin that fucking dreadful Family Fortunes reboot?

I'll donate £1000 if Joel Dommett never appears on TV again #RedNoseDay

What a complete and utter misjudgement from ITV. Nobody wants to listen to this cunt. He exploited those less fortunate than him for his own gain and still thinks he's god. Jeremy Kyle is a cunt, end of. And shame on Kate Garraway for facilitating... #lifestories

People dissing Broadway Boy for losing them a few quid deserve to get their arsehole split in half by a great big horse cock that goes so far into them they get it stuck in their throat.

A handy reminder that the audience is told when to chant for the golden buzzer. Braindead manipulated television #BritainsGotTalent

🤍 #COYD

Was it me or did Stand By Me feel like it was twenty minutes longer than it actually was? #TOTP