"But... but... but..." Huffs a big dramatic sigh.

Plants a kiss on her cheek with a wry grin and a wink.

"Privileged few," I whisper, gesturing at both of us with a knowing nod.

Scoops you up and tucks you in my pocket for the day. Gentle, soothing petting occurs.

"Think of it less as dislike and more as a protective instinct for a loved one. After all, should you prove yourself loyal and worthy of her, then there is nothing to dislike..." Shrugs amicably, smile cool and assessing.

Tries very hard not to make comments about having a spine as he all but cowers. Then again... they are Gods... "Very well. We shall think on this as... probation. Yes. That human employment concept. So... do stand up. I won't bite unless you ask nicely."

"My dear boy, I could 'distract' her with my cock and that's about all I can do for you. One does not 'convince' Vee of anything unless she herself has decided to see otherwise." Shrugs lazily.

"It's not like I'm wrong," I muse, inspecting my nails without a care in the world. "Vile is intelligent and headstrong and I am not arrogant enough to presume to convince her of 'anything'."

#FullLurkMode

"You're such a sweet talker, my darling. I also bet you're a stunner in every universe too."

"I think... I will shop for a new avatar today. I grow tired of the yellow."

"Yes my dear?"

"A vote between two. This one, or the next?"

"I am partial to the suit..."

#NewAvi

"Alas, alack..."

"What am I to watch now if they are absconding off to private corners in which to nuzzle?"

"Hello darling."

"Should you require respite, @elegantruin, do take it. I would have a care for you as well as my Dark Star."

"It's almost unnerving how ever present you are my darling. Aside from in my heart," I add with a small smile and a wink.