free career tip: be so competent they forget you’re unmanageable

it actually is possible to be chopped in a beautiful way. julienned, for example

worst part of Chernobyl probably that it happened on a saturday. that’s some monday bullshit fr!!!!!! my love to the fallen of course

might quit my job to focus on summer

Lowest car in Taiwan known as the Banana Peel, is a drivable Honda Civic that looks like it's clipping through the ground.

guilty

just think about it for one second people. wake up

you know which app never crashed/glitched?

Please dont make me pay rent im beautiful

unemployed guy who is very excited about the 3 day weekend

the gap in my resume? yeah it’s called playing outside

Wife time

swifting out feels like crack

meanwhile the whole time it wasn’t even 1/4 of the way done 😭 LOLLLL

happy pride month

gonna try to log out for a while text me a screenshot if you want to send me a tweet thanks