Sooo my grandpa ate half a quart of paint today thinking it was yogurt

guy at the magdalena bay concert filming with a nintendo ds oh im so sure

where are their olympic medals

i love him so much

not even meth can recreate the high i felt watching this for the first time

did not realise the job market was as bad as everyone was saying. i actually want to throw up and die

GROKKOLI

bruno mars’s voice is like butter. i wish i could be slathered in it.

the humble bowl is one of humanity’s greatest inventions

tiger balm on my sore knee ☺️☺️☺️ heal me tiger balm

spring = here life = worth living

for my birthday can we delete ai and keep derry girls please thank you

i miss them

so hard to write beautifully when i look so chopped today 😞

je suis HUNGRY

who remembers this scene 🤣🤣🤣

if i don’t get a publishing job soon i am going to start hate commenting on linkedin

Fuck everyone get out of Selfridges now gun shots!! I’m inside