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Why did I wait so many years to start asking for extra pickles on my Chick-fil-A, Inc. chicken sandwiches? Full coverage is where it's at.

As far as children's shows go, Karate Sheep is pretty entertaining.

There's a lot of inactive time when cooking chili, which in theory is time I can be accomplishing other things, but in practice is largely spent intoxicated by the beautiful aromas wafting through the house.

You don't need price controls, or "anti-gouging" laws, if you have healthy competition. But then, if politicians did anything to promote healthy competition, their owners--er, I mean, donors--wouldn't be happy, and we can't have that. x.com/axios/status/1…

If all they were planning to do is ask for "yes or no" in response to a bunch of loaded questions, they could have saved RFK Jr's voice and just given him a pair of signs to light up.

I really hope people who go into space listen to @benprunty's FTL soundtrack while they're out there.

Me, after looking through like five different flavors of canned "margaritas" in our fridge, none of which are lime.

Anyone else sick of seeing this after a follow-up question?

Do communists in America realize that they are totally free to live as communists in America with no legislative changes required? It's true. They can all get together, buy land, capitol equipment and own it all in common. They can “give according to their ability and

They are never going after billionaires; they are always coming after you- the middle and working class. How many times does Lucy have to pull the football away before Charlie Brown stops falling for it?

Carrying a firearm is not a death sentence, it’s a Constitutionally protected God-given right, and if you don’t understand this you have no business in law enforcement or government.

I've been blocked by Mandrik and I have no idea why. Bummer. 🫤

Many immigrants come to America because their nations of origin suck. But when they come to America they do not want to adapt to the norms that make America not suck, prefering to keep those norms that made their home countries suck. These people should stay in Suckistan.

I just viewed 2 Top Secret FISA docs. 1) FISA Court opinion that raises serious concerns about FBI implementation of FISA 702. 2) letter by Senator Wyden describing a secret government interpretation of FISA law. The Constitution requires I vote No on FISA 702 reauthorization.