places his hand between his forehead and the fan.

he has better things to do—

« two days ago. or something like that… » mu-shixiong shot him with an elephant sedative ☺️ ! « what has your forehead done to earn that punishing ? »

blinks, blinks. « i was sleeping. i slept for two days because i didn’t want to sleep because i wanted to visit you but mu-shixiong… anyway. » he hummed. « well… i am here now. may i help ? »

he gives a snort, covering his mouth at that and shakes his head. « i sure hope not. i did not want to interfere, i did not want to go, but turned out i found myself having to prevent an attack on our sect… » he shrugs. « i killed them all. »

Absolutely ! Seeing his shixiong.

Nudges 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙛𝙩 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙣 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧’s ankle with his feet.

Blinks. What.

Does this shixiong have… Issues.

Three apples tall.

We both know you cannot kill me.

Still no. Even back to normal, you can’t kill me. (Ruffles his hair.) Go play, now.

But you never won, did you ? You never killed me. You have not known a real fight unless you have fought to win, Luo Binghe.

Glances, looks away, AND LOOKS BACK. « What the fuck. »

Because you don’t know me. So tell me, how would you know ? I won’t lose my life to someone like you, Luo Binghe.

( grabs him by the scruff, bringing him up. ) Stop frowning like that.

find no love in flesh, but only weapons —— the ones that do the most damage.