> Dog bites Republican in California > Dog is named Kaya (allegedly) > Hasan lives in California > Hasan’s dog is named Kaya I think I understand why he shocks his dog

Weird how yall are all about “comic accuracy” until it comes to the new moon knight skin…🤨

God forbid you try to learn a new character in QP lmao “Go to 18v18” yeah I’m definitely gonna learn how to play Angela ima mode where people just mash buttons and call it a day

> Rank up game > Smurfing Spiderman and Thor > SG refusing to go support after I switch off to deal with Spiderman > lose Guang Guang I hope you stub your toe while on vacation

Guang Guang isn’t gonna nerf him so I might as well start the goonknight journey alongside Phoenix

So glad we’re moving past bending the knee to overly sensitive freaks like this, I don’t even like the skin but calling anything you don’t like racist is braindead

i honestly didn’t expect this to go so hard

I never took the whole sexism in rivals claim that seriously because I barely ever saw it but I just had a match with the most insufferable incel loser complaining all match about an alleged woman on our team lmao. He was a bronze 3, 165hr Jeff one trick, with 600+ hours lmao

I think i get where all the dps and support hate comes from. Bad DPS players are in comp and bad support players are on QP. Tank players barely exist so it’s hard to really tell if they’re bad like the other two roles which are on a massive spectrum.

Deadpool might be onto something Ngl… I’m learning goonknight and doctor freak, why does it feel like my anks explode in 0.2 seconds when enemy anks have 500 health??? And why does my shield last 3 seconds when enemy freaks can just hold shield all game no problem???

Been getting so many MVPs that I finally caved and bought the rest of the multiverse of madness bundle so Wanda doesn’t have to do blackface to celebrate carrying the team

So last time we sent the space marines and Vecna, at this point this might be the last thing the Cuban army sees

DO NOT LOOK UP MAHORAGA IN TWITTER GIFS WTF WAS THAT

Yeah so these are ass. Slightly leaning towards the gecko but they all seem to be trying too hard to be cute. The gecko is a girl btw, I will not elaborate.

Iran: "Death to America!" US: ... Iran: "We're going to build a nuke to we can bring death to America!" US: ... Iran: "We're going to build missiles so we can bring death to America!" US: ... Iran: "Just so we're clear, we believe Israel is the Little Satan and the US is

Looking for a faction for any rivals tournaments. Mostly playing for fun unless the team wants to actually try to win. My peak is GM2 but I’ll probably hit celestial for the first time this season. I’m a flex player so I can fill any spots. Finally got tired of my last team.

I feel bad for Dagger, Cloak always gets the credit for everything when he’s just a glorified get out of jail free card. She’s the one that heals, she’s on the field 95% of the time, she sells skins, smh justice for Tandy

Ngl I’m starting to think that when Trump said “No more wars” he meant that he’s going to speed run all of them until there’s no more left

Did yall forget to check for the self revive again??? God damn it guys I thought yall would have learned after Epstein