What did Tytus think he was about to do? #Texans

It’s time to accept where this is headed right now. #Texans

Joe’s gonna get tired of having to do this every week. #Texans

S.O.T. #Texans

What’s legal anymore? I mean, really! Ridiculous.

Let’s get these ratings up!

Michael & The Mighty Midnight Revival

This is Houston’s worst version of weather. Not 101 in August or September… This right here. 70 degrees, so humid the concrete is sweating, not a breath of wind… in mid December.

An unexpected turn of events. We’re ending the season with more questions than we started with. #Texans

Something good is going to come out of this game, no matter the result. #Texans

"[The LA Chargers} got PUNKED in Houston by a team that was limping into the postseason." —Adam Schein weighs in on #LACvsHOU

My QB is a WARRIOR! #Texans

No more premium draft capital on guards.

Bond. Isaiah Bond. #Texans

Demeco’s response to the Diggs question in his final presser had the same tone as the Slowik answer. I’m now convinced he’s gone, too.

Imagine the phone call Mavs- “we want AD” Lakers- “not available” Mavs- “for Luka” Lakers- “AD will be there in the morning”

This #SuperBowl has successfully changed my perspective on what the #Texans should do in the draft.

I don’t believe what I’m seeing. #WWEChamber

Who’s got the first Tyler Booker Texans uniform edit? Feels inevitable to me. Love it.

Vital meningitis is NOT fun, man. Those symptoms linger - it was several months before I was myself again. Hope some of the Rankins slander will dissipate.