Alright, hot shot. He better walk that walk if he's going to talk that talk. x.com/starwared/stat…

She's Already Here. x.com/starwared/stat…

But He's Inside And Awake? Why Should She Fish It Out Of Her Bag? x.com/starwared/stat…

She's Been Spoilt Rotten. Now Open The Door, Please. x.com/starwared/stat…

Excuse. She's The Queen Everywhere. AND She Said Please. x.com/starwared/stat…

This is against the rules, and the ref will give him a red card. x.com/starwared/stat…

Angry enough to contest the red means he's awake enough to open the door. Ha! x.com/starwared/stat…

She's in his dreams? About opening the door? x.com/starwared/stat…

Sorry to say, buddy, but his argument just collapsed on itself. Now, can he open the door, or should she go back to her croissants? x.com/starwared/stat…

Theeeere we go! “Finally.” x.com/starwared/stat…

“Good, because I'm STARVING— I mean, it's not an addiction!!” x.com/starwared/stat…

“Go to bed! I'll feed myself, don't worry.” x.com/starwared/stat…

“Then I'll go baaaack to my croissants. You should sleep.” x.com/starwared/stat…

“Alright, alright. Feed me, then sleep.” x.com/starwared/stat…

,, Yes. x.com/starwared/stat…

Like everything she's ever wanted. x.com/starwared/stat…

Beams. What a mans. x.com/starwared/stat…

Pulls off her hair-tie and doubles it up, then slides it onto his ring finger. Boom. x.com/starwared/stat…

She's TRAPPED HIS ASS. HA! x.com/starwared/stat…

He's better than he gives himself credit for. x.com/starwared/stat…