But...! It was going to be so tasty! The thief deserves JUSTICE!

They won't do anything!

But that's illegal...

But hiring the Dovahkiin for a job isn't!

Okay, come with me! I'll wait outside the spooky cave while you do it-

"Look, all I'm saying is, maybe Cprypheus just needs a big old hug!"

"He probably had a bad childhood-"

|| Beep boop

"Well... Tevinter is a hell of a place."

|| I am still logged in I'm just lurking-

"Jokes on you, you can't shut me up when we're in public!"

"Please don't, we have enough distractions-"

That sounds like a condition--

"Apart from many sets of chesticles bouncing around all over the place? ... A lot of the soldiers here show off their abdominals. That is very distracting-"

"... You did-?"

Blatant staring. How bold... ". . . Um, do you always flex between sentences...?"

"Oh my..." The Inquisitor seems rather taken with such displays of strength. "You... could always find someone to use your strength on, if you really wanted to...~"

|| Just a reminder that I'm always logged in, so DMs and notifs are always open! I just don't post much here, haha