imagine you’re 5 years old & your parents are addicted to their phones

No, Winona, not again.

Lesbianism is too inclusive n I need everyone to get it together

i listen to noah kahan songs as if he had a dead mom

going to the cinema and seeing anne hathaway movie trailers before the anne hathaway movie im there for

Straight male director shocks trans woman by speaking perfect toxic lesbian situationship

it is endlessly insane that the most significant pop culture figure to ever live was an ultra body dysmorphic former child star, drug and plastic surgery addict, child sex trafficker pedophile who defied all norms of race and gender but also off the wall is a really good album

all i know is new york vaginal microbiomes taste the best due to the water

2026 horror final girl finding the ghost under her bed because she’s looking for her vape

nyc is the best city in the world. everywhere else you need a car and a plan but here u just need an open mind a pure heart and a pretty smile and the whole world opens up for you instantly. u can’t give up on love in a city like this, statistically there has to be someone for u

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!” Bank teller on floor: what? “Heat rises!” (I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

Met Gala tomorrow, Tony nominations Tuesday, Cannes next week - big time for people like me who love to comment on random stuff

lowkey my gender and sexuality are a big part of my personality #oops #notsorry

he saw your stomach through the shirt sister just get cracked and lose yourself a little

me parece tan hot ser la lesbiana soltera de la familia con amoríos que nadie conozca y para siempre vivir viajando, lejos de todos y solo me vean en fechas importantes

you can really tell whether or not someone has experience persevering… sometimes i see people giving up at the slightest, littlest inconvenience and i’m like do you not see how not over it is… you have options… fight back oh my god you’re stressing me out

Bro tonight is about to be 27 accidental screenshots of my lockscreen

i need to read this everyday

Today is the Met Gala. Here are some things to keep in mind while engaging in Met Gala discourse: — The Met Gala is a fundraising event that supports the Metropolitan Museum’s Costume Institute. — The Costume Institute preserves historical garments, curates public exhibitions,

Most insufferable kind of gay people to exist