this weekend i saw the naked gun and got to opwn for dana gould, comedy is literally so back

on my lunch break eating baby carrots in another building just because i don’t want my coworkers to judge my loud crunching

the subway by chappell roan should’ve been about nj transit instead

just booked a trip to boston

go on a date with a dentist next

he found out about the college admissions scandal

i think about this every single day of my life

date asked me if i cook and instead of giving a normal answer i somehow got on the topic of my lifelong history of disordered eating

i know will arnett had that stomach drop feeling when he saw this

The Life of a Showgirl

never shout never

I went on my concussion boyfriend's sports podcast and announced my new album Liz

the only way to cure yourself of mental illness is to remember how embarrassing it is. when i was 14 i decided i was going to kill myself but then i listened to an all time low song and decided not to

one month until i see mcr

had a dream that i tweeted “the life of a showgirl” with this picture of ryan ross