I used to get ads for Fortune 500 companies on this app

Oh, the rizzery Every sigma wants to be my skibidi

Big thanks to @noah_reestman for getting me this shoutout/important mission from one of my favorite voice actors, SungWon Cho! I’m working my way through the Wano arc, Master Cat Viper sir, I’m nearly caught up 🫡

oh no

When I’m playing a Mario spinoff game and they’re mean to Luigi

New Vice Presidents tier list

Vance a few years ago: “Trump is America’s Hitler” Vance today: “People who fought against the nazis would love this guy who is the overwhelming favorite among neo-nazis!” Go fuck yourself, you soulless sack of garbage.

I don’t trust anyone that doesn’t like the Costco Guys

“Hmm, if only we had a letter to put between I and K in the alphabet.” The noble J:

Republican Party: “We need to ban pornography” Republican Party leader: “Hey guys wanna see me pretend to deepthroat this microphone”

They care more about a squirrel than victims of school shootings

The guy who shot Bin Laden is now threatening to keep Harris-voting twinks as sex slaves This election is weird

I’ve seen enough, I’m calling it. They’re both the president now.

Haven't been on Twitter in almost 2 weeks, and it's been very good for my mental health. Might delete this account tbh Follow me on the app that is Blue and in the Sky, my @ is the same

i hope everyone enjoys the cheaper eggs we'll never get

Not even six months into this presidency and he starts war with Iran. Another war started by Republicans without congressional approval. Mr. No New Wars is sending us back to another bullshit conflict in the Middle East because a genocidal Israel manipulated his ego. Fuck.

Everything is going to get more expensive. People are going to die. Republicans did this. Don’t let them forget.

We’re releasing the Epstein Files day one. There are no Epstein Files. Here’s video proof nothing happened. Ok we had to edit it. There are no Epstein Files. There are Epstein Files, but the Democrats made them. Why do you care so much about this Epstein guy? What are “Files”?

what the fuck