It's okay to embarrass yourself in pursuit of human connection btw

With eye contact in fact

Gotta stay sober or Ima end up like Shia Lebouf

Only women should be perverts. Men who are perverted , however . Should perish

When someone starts crying next to you butyou was raised in a family that only hugs once a year

omg i can’t pick 😭😭😭 gonna have to say the new york yankees

my version of touching grass is watching the ocean sparkle

the gag is i’m not even the prettiest i’ll ever be yet

i love going “streets are saying” before i say something i literally just made up

a latina without chisme is like an angel without its wings

When you realize the only single people left in your family are you and your 7 years old nephew

i am better as a concept pls just leave me alone

when I was on the premed track I bought so many anatomy books and they’ve just been on my bookshelf since, finally getting use out of them on the RN track

mexicans be like “verga”

hehe

my controversial take for today is I don’t even care if Canada DID cheat for curling but we all know they’re too wholesome for that