The Halloween knock-off costume names are so good

Marshawn Lynch doing a voice over for Darth Vader is the best thing I’ve seen all day.

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The mayor from Jaws is still the mayor in Jaws 2. It is so important to vote in your local elections.

.President Donald J. Trump, does this mean Ted Cruz’s father will be exposed? x.com/realdonaldtrum…

Grace Jones on how she argues with her son over Uber is making my day theguardian.com/music/2017/oct…

Justin Timberlake officially doing Super Bowl halftime. Dream setlist: - "Lovestoned" - 9-minute Janet Jackson apology - "Gone" (w/ *NSYNC)

Roses are red Violets are blue

For the record, SPY's targets 25-30 years ago: Trump, Toback, Weinstein, Leon Wieseltier, plus a cover story on Bush 41's infidelity. Bingo!

Happy Halloween sean @howdidislipinto

According to Kate Hinds is on Bluesky @katehinds.bsky.social there is a mouse in the newsroom, and its name is Scoop

*googles how to win best picture*

Just in case, I have decided to sever ties with everybody.

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Overheard on the subway platform: “No, mom, you mean it was a butt-dial. A butt-dial. A booty call is different.”

⚡️ “These eyeshadow tutorials are guaranteed to make you feel* good!” by SUGARPOND x.com/i/moments/9697…

Therapist: What's wrong? Me: If I do the Borat voice once more, I'll be getting a divorce Therapist: And who told you that? Me: *tearfully clears throat*