My daughter is interested in getting into smoking cigarettes (for weight loss) does anybody have any recommendations for beginner cigarettes that won’t make her cough too much? She hasn’t been taking to the Marlboro Reds. She’s 11

In Houston it is considered very rude to refuse a cigarette. there’s an ancient concept — yān zhōng xiá (烟中侠) — “the hero within the smoke.” It comes from Texas poetry about finding your truest self by drawing breath through fire. There’s really no English equivalent.

obsessed with this knitting pattern i found that's just called "The Garment"

テキサスのみんな、お待たせ。 テキサスのソウルフードWhataburgerに行きました。日本だと「ケチャップを下さい」と言わないと、ケチャップがもらえないけど、ここでは何も言わずにケチャップの掴み取りができました。ドリンクも飲み放題で、体がすくすくと横に大きくなる理由が分かりました。

eric shaking his hips to kickstart my heart by motley crue should i be scared

i’m sick she is so beautiful

at the antique store touching a bunch of stuff then rubbing my eyes

this weightlifting thing, so you’ll just be increasing the weight and going higher and higher till you carry car or what

I went to see Project Hail Mary. Great movie, I highly recommend it. The less you know about it going in, the better. Trust me. The guy in front of me in the theater brought his dog in to see the movie with him. I think it was a service animal. But the dog really seemed to be

hey what do you call an epiphany if it’s like a really dumb idea

hey what do you call an epiphany if it’s a really dumb idea like i should’ve never realized this

Only dad is watching Untucked so mom and kids are only getting half the story

The Dare wanna be LCD Sound System. LCD Sound System wanna be David Byrne. David Byrne wanna be Kermit the Frog.

i don’t even use half the stickers i have saved like when tf am i supposed to send willam defoe in the splits as a reaction 

falling asleep with my laptop on my stomach bc i forgot my emotional support heating pad :/

I get semi-frequent stomachaches after seeing a movie because my cinema-loving soul is sad to leave the theater. NOT because of the popcorn. That simply wouldn’t be possible

can’t do anything tonight sorry i’ve made it to the 2 hour season finale of the hit game show the floor host by rob lowe